It’s been a while since Wendy has discarded her iPad for me to write to you all. In fact she’s been very remiss in her duties towards me! The excuse of ‘busy’ has been heard banded about but what could be more important than ME……….
Anyway, I have now forgiven her and here she is today
being my slave for the day Billy Sitting. Gemma and Stuart have gone off to celebrate Gemma’s birthday by seeing something called ‘Hamilton’ at the theatre in London…….they could have been equally entertained by simply staying at home and watching me but there you go……….
Anyway, Wendy brought Gemma’s presents the other day and arrived with two lovely looking bags…..why on earth she’d filled them I can’t imagine……but once Gemma had removed the offending objects I showed them what bags were really for….
I then spied Gemma with a lovely box…..once again, it was full of something! So once Gemma had removed the rubbish I tried it out for size….
It was a bit snug and I couldn’t make the lid come down to make me even cosier……
You humans really have a strange obsession with filling lovely bags and boxes with rubbish, when in fact, they’re made for snuggling into……
Wendy did have the decency to wrap the rubbish in nice scrunchy noisy tissue paper, which kept me happy for several minutes
Wendy had got Gemma a card from us both and fittingly it had one of my feline friends on the front…..
So today me and Wendy are hanging out together. Not sure how many bowls of biscuits I’ve
managed to wangle out of her had so far but me thinks I’d better stop soon or Gemma will put me on another diet before Christmas……🙀
I’ll seccumb to allowing Wendy to take a selfie of us though…….that’s my ‘mean and moody look’…….and then I’ll see what the likelihood is of me getting just a few more biscuits from Wendy…….