And I promise, my last lot of Christmas cracker jokes……….
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?……………..Christmas quaker!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? …………………..Because they always drop their needles…….
What’s the best Christmas present in the world?…………….a broken drum – you just can’t beat it……
What do reindeers hang on their tree?……………Hornaments…..
What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?………..It’s Christmas, Eve!
What’s the most poular Christmas wine?………………….I don’t like brussel sprouts….
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus weighed 7lb 6oz?…………..Because they had a weigh in the manger….
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent Calendars?……………..Because their days are numbered…….
Why do birds fly south for winter?………………..Because it’s too far to walk…..
What’s Santa’s favourite pizza?………………..one that’s deep pan crisp and even……..
and finally for this year………
Did Rudloph go to school?………..no he was elf-taught………
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Which me am I today? 